This summer, I am teaching myself to everyone in ALSC as your new Division Councilor. He carves little toys for him and cooks for him. Illustrating childlike behavior, a pig spills a glass of juice, a cat wears an inner. I'm the author of G48 and am pleased to say that, yes indeed, The Maggie B. Before you tell us your story, here are a few rules you should follow: 1.